Randy Marsh

Randal "Randy" Marsh is Stan's father and as a geologist he's surprisingly involved in a lot of the plotlines in South Park.   Randy has also been revealed to have a decent singing voice, having been involved in a boy band as a kid, and knows how to play the guitar.

Randy Marsh Quotes

Randy: How does it feel to be a hundred and two, Paps?
Grandpa: Shoot me!
Sharon: Make a wish, Grandpa...
Grandpa: I wish I were dead!
Randy: That's our silly Grandpa!
Grandpa: I'm not kidding, God Dammit! I really want to die!

Randy Marsh: I think I'm getting that stomach flu you gave me.
Mr. Garrison: It's that little Kenny bastard that gave it to me.
(the mayor exits the porta-potty)
Randy: Hey, mayor. Were you making gravy in there?
Mayor: I just gave birth to a brown baby boy.

Randy Marsh Photos

Randy Starts Sarcastaball
Randy at Broadway
Randy on Stage
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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun.

Jimbo

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