Schmidt has evolved from a douchebag on New Girl to a HILARIOUS douchebag on New Girl.

The character has unique interests, such as walking sticks, and has always had a crush on CeCe. He actually started dating her midway through season one, and he also has a strong affection for his car.

Schmidt Quotes

Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.

Schmidt

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.

Jess