June 3, 2010 | 0 Comments
(Eric and Laurie are fighting at dinner) Hyde: Could we please not fight? Laurie (imitating Hyde): Could we please not fight? Eric (to…
Steven James Hyde is Eric’s best friend and eventual adopted brother on That 70’s Show. Hyde’s signature, besides his glasses, fro and sideburns, is hating government and establishment in general.
(Eric and Laurie are fighting at dinner) Hyde: Could we please not fight? Laurie (imitating Hyde): Could we please not fight? Eric (to…
(on Hyde’s history paper) Laurie: Oh yeah, what’d you get? A D? Hyde: No. A C minus. (Red and Kitty cheer) Eric: I got a B. Red: You…
Hyde: Give me a break, Forman. I don’t have a mommy.
(Hyde throws his phone at the wall when he sees Eric) Hyde: Hey Forman. Eric: Hi. Hyde: Come on in. make yourself at home. I’m out of…
Red: (bleep) Damn it! I am tired of being (bleep) Santa Claus! Steven, you get your (bleep) together and you get your ass in the (bleep)…
Hyde: Red, I’m sorry your mom died and I’m sorry Kelso’s an idiot.
Chrissy: See the establishment doesn’t want us having sex because they know it makes us feel good, right? So if we can feel good on our…
Hyde: Okay. All right. Do you remember that time when I was climbing your fence, and I hit my forehead on that tree branch, and I fell…
(after painting a pot leaf on the water tower) Hyde: I don’t know. It kinda looks like it’s giving the finger. Kelso: No way, man. That…
(about David) Eric: I don’t know. If I hit this guy, Donna’s just gonna be pissed. Kelso: No, man. Chicks dig that stuff! I mean, Leia,…