Mike Damus plays Tom, one half of the junior creative team on Trust Me.  Tom's partner is crime is his buddy Hector.

Tom Quotes

I'm just saying, if you're concerned about the gay rumor, might want to cut down on your dates with lesbians

Tom [to Sarah]

Tom: We can't do this. Choosing which one of us will take you tonight has really been hard on our friendship.
Hector: It's like Sophie's choice, only the kids have to decide

Trust Me Quotes

Conner: You need to get this boat.
Mason: I can't afford it.
Conner: Be a good American and finance it.

You've been carrying me? I've been carrying you so long I have scoliosis

Mason [to Conner]