Portia de Rossi stars as Veronica Palmer, Ted's boss on ABC's Better Off Ted.  Veronica may be a non-nonsense corporate type but she definitely let her guard down at least once when she slept with Ted.

Veronica Palmer Quotes

"Money before people," that's the company motto. Engraved on the lobby floor. It just looks more heroic in Latin

Veronica

Veronica: So this thing with Phil, making that stupid face and yelling, they think it's distracting.
Ted: I guess in hindsight they shouldn't have vitrified his brains.
Veronica: Look, I'm not going to play the blame game with you

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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie