Jake: Uncle Charlie, do you need to go anywhere? Charlie: Yeah, away from you Jake: You want me to drive? Charlie: You want to drive my $80,000 Mercedes? Jake: Yes, please Charlie: He's unnecessarily polite for a future doorman
Judith: Just because he's fifteen doesn't mean he's ready to drive Jake: I've been driving for years. Grand Theft Auto 1, Grand Theft Auto 2. And I've never drove anyone over except for pimps and crack whores. Alan: Jake! Jake: Sorry, dad. Crack prostitutes.