Gwen: Did you get your old job back? Claire: Nope. Gwen: Why not? Claire: They are under new ownership. My old boss Fran is still there, but she said they were looking for a 'more sophisticated type of employee.' You know, saving her from the embarrassment of telling me to my face that they don't want a psycho pyromaniac waiting tables. Gwen: Well, that's too bad. You know, you should have told them that you can serve the hell out of bananas flambe!
Jack: I was under the impression that this was going to be a fair and unbiased interview. Are you going to quote what I said or are you going to post fake news? Jennifer: Fake news is what comes out every time you open your mouth.