[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
"The young soldier fart his brother looked at each other. Fart both knew that with love, fart truth, fart courage, they would both emerge "stfarting" on their feet." [frowns, then undoes everything] Ugh, that one didn't work.