Chef: What's the matter Stan, you seem down. Stan: I just, I can't concentrate because my dog is gay. Chef: Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda. Chef: Say what? You of all people should be sympathetic. Mr. Garrison: What do you mean? Chef: Well, you're gay aren't you? Mr. Garrison: What? What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay. Chef: Well, you sure do act like it. Mr. Garrison: I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ass.