Samantha is crying Carrie: What's going on, why are you crying? Samantha: James has a small dick. Carrie: Well, it's not the end of the world. Samantha: It's really small. Miranda: How small? Samantha: Too small. Carrie: Well, size isn't everything.... Samantha: Three inches..... Carrie: Well.... Samantha: Hard! Charlotte: Is he a good kisser? Samantha: Oh, who the fuck cares! His dick is like a gherkin!