Janitor: Trick. J.D.: Excuse me? Janitor: I just figure you gotta be wondering, "Am I gonna get a trick, or am I gonna get a treat?" You'll be getting a trick. J.D.: Whatever. Janitor: It'll be fast, and you won't even know it's me. J.D.: You just told me it was gonna be you. Janitor: You'll still have your doubts.