Chelsea is very shocked when she borrows Charlie's phone and discovers some nude pictures on there. Good old Berta is always there for support... or to laugh at his misfortune.
Charlie makes Alan drive him to Chelsea when he's had too much cough syrup and bourbon to drive. They have to get her clean clothes and take care of Sir Lancelot.
Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
After Chelsea accidentally swallows Charlie's engagement ring at dinner, Charlie tries to propose to Chelsea without a ring in order to hear her say, "I love you."
Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. Charlie is a bachelor whose life completely changes when his brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in with him.
Charlie lays in bed with Chelsea as she's crying about the state of their relationship. Apparently she doesn't enjoy staying in every night watching tv and eating Chinese food.
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid. Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass." Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch
Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together. Charlie: Thanks. Woman: Your wife must be proud. Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married. Woman: Too bad. Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog
