The guys form a neighborhood watch group after Peter's sofa is stolen from his lawn on Family Guy. "A Shot in the Dark" is the ninth episode of the show's 14th season.
When their wives argue, Cleveland and Peter find it difficult to hang out on Family Guy. "He's Bla-ack!" is the 20th episode of the show's 12th season.
Brian: Having sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering dessert when everyone else wants to leave. Waiter: Would anyone like dessert? Man: I couldn't eat another thing. Woman: I gotta get home for the sitter. Fat Man: I'll have the souffle. Waiter: That takes 45 minutes. Fat Man: That's okay.
[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
