Meeting Michael Bolton

Evelyn has a reason to smile in this Two and a Half Men scene. It's Michael Bolton!
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Setting Up Mom

Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
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Evelyn and Marty

Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
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Charlie Plays, Alan Sings

Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
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Evelyn and Berta Talk to Marty

Evelyn and Berta talk to legendary television producer Marty Pepper (guest star Carl Reiner).
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Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn comes by to do a huge favor and help her sons, Charlie and Alan restore the balance of power in their home. They sold their souls.
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Evelyn Visits the Ladies

At the request of Alan and Charlie, their mother Evelyn comes by to visit the ladies... and Berta in last night's Two and a Half Men.
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Evelyn Meets Chelsea

Charlie's mom, Evelyn, is quite shocked to meet his fiancee, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) for the first time. Charlie never even told her she existed, let alone that he proposed.
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Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper

Holland Taylor stars as Evelyn Harper on Two and a Half Men. Evelyn is Charlie and Alan's very cold mother that they bond over their hatred of her.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog