Dwight's Going Off

Dwight's Going Off

What is Dwight going off about at Pam on The Office. "The Whale" is the seventh episode of the show's ninth season.
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Christening Day

Christening Day

It's time for CeCe's christening on The Office. You won't believe this, but Michael makes it into an awkward event.
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Jan Levinson Picture

Jan Levinson Picture

Jan Levinson (Melora Hardin) is Michael Scott's former boss and lover on The Office. She is awkward!
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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael