Lucy the Leader

Lucy the Leader

The fearless Hell Week leader, Lucy, yells at one of her nerdy underlings, Tran.
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Lucy and Elliot

Lucy and Elliot

Crazy Lucy goes to the original queen of crazy, Elliot, for advice on how to handle her busy life.
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Lucy Volunteers

Lucy Volunteers

Lucy, busy burning the candle at both ends, volunteers to help a guy with physical therapy...too bad he's not a patient and works at the gift shop.
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J.D. Helps Lucy

J.D. Helps Lucy

J.D. helps Lucy when she gets nervous practicing on live patients. He's a brave man.
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Lucy Gets a Picture

Lucy Gets a Picture

Lucy is thrilled to get a picture of her patient, Andy, who she feels is going to recover from his alcoholism. Sure.
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Lucy Bennett Picture

Lucy Bennett Picture

A picture of Lucy Bennett, the new narrator of Scrubs season nine, taking over for J.D.
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Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Kelso: Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?
Patient: Oh no sir. Never use drugs.
Dr. Kelso: Because this shot you're about to get could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics.
Patient: Oh drugs! Yes sir, all the time!
Dr. Kelso: See? Waiting for the tox-screen, six hours. Frightening the bejeebies out of the local riff-raff, 10 seconds.

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?