You can have it [an hour of undivided attention] if you want to live in Agora Fucking Hills and go to group therapy, but is you want a Beverly Hills Mansion and you want a country club membership and you want nine weeks a year at a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a mother fucking Wednesday
Drama: Can I ask you a question? Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what? Drama: Are those real, or are they implants? Guy With Big Calves: What? Drama: Your calves, bro. Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking? Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.