Walden's Road Trip

Walden, Jenny, and Barry head out on a road trip on Two and a Half Men. "Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot" is the 21st episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Walden's Issues

Walden has to confront his codependency issues on Two and a Half Men. "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" is the 20th episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Walden Gets an Invite

Walden is invited to his ex-girlfriend's boutique on Two and a Half Men. "West Side Story" is the 18th episode of the show's 11th seasaon.
Added:

Waiting For Lyndsey

Alan worries when he tells Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.
Added:

A Man's Man

Walden tries to prove to the ladies that he can be a man's man on Two and a Half Men. "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe" is the 14th episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Walden's Master Plan

Walden helps Nicole with her project in the hopes that she'll have time to date him on Two and a Half Men. "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

The Accidental Date

Walden's date turns out to be accident prone on Two and a Half Men. "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" is the ninth episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Walden & Rose

Walden must accept help from Rose thanks to Alan and Lyndsey on Two and a Half Men.
Added:

Walden's Ideal Date

Is this woman Walden's ideal date on Two and a Half Men? "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" is the seventh episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Walden Parties

Walden parties with Jenny and some of her friends on Two and a Half Men. "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Handling Retirement

Can Walden and Alan handle things if Berta retires on Two and a Half Men. "The Unblessed Biscuit" is the third episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

A Crowded House

Things get crowded at Walden's on Two and a Half Men. "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" on the second episode of the show's 11th season.
Added:

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog