Walden's Road Trip

Walden's Road Trip

Walden, Jenny, and Barry head out on a road trip on Two and a Half Men. "Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot" is the 21st episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden's Issues

Walden's Issues

Walden has to confront his codependency issues on Two and a Half Men. "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" is the 20th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden Gets an Invite

Walden Gets an Invite

Walden is invited to his ex-girlfriend's boutique on Two and a Half Men. "West Side Story" is the 18th episode of the show's 11th seasaon.
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Waiting For Lyndsey

Waiting For Lyndsey

Alan worries when he tells Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.
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A Man's Man

A Man's Man

Walden tries to prove to the ladies that he can be a man's man on Two and a Half Men. "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe" is the 14th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden's Master Plan

Walden's Master Plan

Walden helps Nicole with her project in the hopes that she'll have time to date him on Two and a Half Men. "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
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The Accidental Date

The Accidental Date

Walden's date turns out to be accident prone on Two and a Half Men. "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" is the ninth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden & Rose

Walden & Rose

Walden must accept help from Rose thanks to Alan and Lyndsey on Two and a Half Men.
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Walden's Ideal Date

Walden's Ideal Date

Is this woman Walden's ideal date on Two and a Half Men? "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" is the seventh episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden Parties

Walden Parties

Walden parties with Jenny and some of her friends on Two and a Half Men. "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Handling Retirement

Handling Retirement

Can Walden and Alan handle things if Berta retires on Two and a Half Men. "The Unblessed Biscuit" is the third episode of the show's 11th season.
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A Crowded House

A Crowded House

Things get crowded at Walden's on Two and a Half Men. "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" on the second episode of the show's 11th season.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

You know when dogs are sick they hide until they feel better.. probably why they're man's best friend

Charlie

Charlie: Why'd you change your friggin hair?
Alan: My girlfriend asked me to.
Charlie: If your new girlfriend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Alan: If she put her tongue in my mouth while she asked me...
Charlie: I can't blame you. I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
Alan: She put her tongue in your mouth?
Charlie: Sure. Let's say mouth.