Alan: This might have been the worst date of my life. Charlie: Did she dress you in a leather bustier and tie you to a bed? Alan: No. Charlie: Did she super glue a model car to your balls? Alan: No. Charlie: Did she talk you into trying on one of mom's dresses while she stole your wallet? Alan: No. Charlie: Then this wasn't even your worst date this month. Alan: No, I suppose. And thanks for the highlight reel, by the way.