(At the video arcade in the Springfield Mall, Bart plays a parody of Asteroids called "Triangle Wars.") Bart: What's going on here? Am I destroying these triangles or trying to assemble them? What's does this button do? (Bart presses the "Hyperspace" button.) Bart: (Moans) Now my ship is pooping more triangles. (The video game emits an electronic chime.) Bart: Oh, no. I won a free game.