Ross: (About Mark offering Rachel a job) Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, ya know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason. Rachel: To be nice. Ross: Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? Joey: No, only for sex.
Cookie: Hey. What are we drinking over here? Phoebe: Well, I have, ah, vodka and cranberry juice. Cookie: No kidding. That's the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband. Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.