Lucifer does the most inappropriate things on television.

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Lucifer
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Lucifer Season 3 Episode 7: "Off the Record"
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Lucifer Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Dan: Our victim's name is Poppy Parker. She owns an organic cosmetics line, sort of a local celebrity for all natural skin care.
Chloe: And, uh, what are all these?
Lucifer: These are boobs! Yes! I'd know them anywhere.
Chloe: Please. Don't. Juggle. The evidence, Lucifer. But, it's OK if he does because they've already been processed.
Lucifer: They're called fun bags for a reason!

Lucifer: Don't think I haven't noticed you watching me. I know what this is about.
Reese: You do?
Lucifer: Yes. And the answer is no, I will not sleep with you.
Reese: Excuse me?
Lucifer: It's not because you're a man, it's just because, well, I don't find you attractive.