Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth! Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj. Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon. I am the sword master! Wolowitz: Leonard, look out! Leonard: Damn it, Sheldon, we're dying here. Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants. Leonard: Bastard teleported! Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay. Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you? Sheldon: I'm a rogue night elf. Don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait... somebody just clicked Buy It Now. Wolowitz: I am the sword master!
Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. Penny: Participate in the what?