(Donna leaves after finding out that Eric kissed Laurie's friend, Kate) Kelso: I guess Donna didn't take it very well. Red: Take what well? Kelso: Eric made out with Kate. Red: Anything else? Fez: Your son is a whore!
Jackie: Donna! Stairs are not gonna stop a high school horndog. Barbed wire will not stop a high school horndog. A wall of fire will not stop a high-- Donna: Jackie, I get it, I get it.