(after the the judge rules in favor of McBurgertown industries) Peter: What!? Hey c'mon, that's not fair! Judge: Well Mr. Griffin, what did you expect? They have a hundred lawyers. And you tried to bribe me with a subsription to Grape Soda Today, which I already have!
Peter: Black mail call! Lois: Peter, you were supposed to collect Cleveland's mail, not go through it. Peter: Lois, black people aren't like you and I, and I find that hilarious!