Brian: You ever hear of the theory that if you kill a butterfly in the past, it can drastically alter the present? Well who knows what else we changed. (Peter turns the TV on) Announcer: Tonight on the Tonight Show, movie star George Clooney. Peter: Oh, he's good. Announcer: Comedian Dave Chappelle. Brian: He's funny, like him. Announcer: And musician Harry Connick Jr. Peter: Wow, what a show. Announcer: And now, ladies and gentleman, heeeeeeeeeere's Chevy! Peter: Oh god Brian, we messed up bad! We messed up real bad!
Lois: Peter used to be so passionate, but now he doesn't seem to be interested in me. Quagmire: Lois, if I may, Peter doesn't you. As a friend, I think you deserve to be with someone who knows how to be a gentleman. Lois: Oh, Glen. You're so sweet. (They embrace) Something's poking me. Quagmire: It's alright. It's just my wang.