Fogg: Do’s and don’ts of magical intercourse. Eliot: I avoided real college so I didn’t have to see real shit like this. Margo: Are you kidding? This is spank bank material. Fogg: If it burns when you pee, infirmary. Red bumps like a curse, see the nurse. Scales, feathers, fur… Margo: Medical attention that rhymes with fur, read you loud and clear.
Plum: A time traveler walks into a bar in Vienna 1908, sits next to a young art student named Adolf Hitler. Adolf sighs into his beer. ‘You know what I hate,’ he asks. Time traveler says, ‘I don’t know, Jews.’ And Hitler goes, ‘Huh, now that you mention it.’ Penny, you gotta laugh, right? Penny 23: You’re right. They’re no good jokes about time traveling.