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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

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• Added: February 18, 2010

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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• Added: February 24, 2010

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