Linda the Author

Linda the Author

Linda writes a children's novel that features a Lemur that looks exactly like Phil.
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Ted, Veronica and the Boss

Ted, Veronica and the Boss

Ted and Veronica team up to use information from Rose to save people from needlessly getting fired.
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Lem and Lawyer Kissing

Lem and Lawyer Kissing

Lem ends up having an affair with his lawyer that's billing him by the hour. Good stuff always on Better Off Ted.
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Taye Diggs on Better Off Ted

Taye Diggs on Better Off Ted

Taye Diggs guest stars as Greg, Linda's perfect genetic match... until she finds out he's crazy and dresses as a bear in the park.
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Phil and the Hair

Phil and the Hair

Phil comes to investigate Ted's desk to see the results of their hair growth formula. Apparently it works a little too well and causes desks to grow hair.
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Dr. Bamba Confesses

Dr. Bamba Confesses

Dr. Bamba takes all the blame during a press conference in Better Off Ted. Bamba is their go-to scapegoat.
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Linda Notices Something

Linda Notices Something

Linda notices something dripping from the ceiling and when she realizes it's flammable and eating through her desk, she might want to report it.
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Ted Goes Crazy

Ted Goes Crazy

Ted channels his anger towards his ex-wife in his fight against the Groth in his medieval fight club he joined.
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Ted Declared Winner

Ted Declared Winner

Ted is declared the winner by the King / IT guy after winning his first fight at the medieval fight club.
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Phil and Lem the Jesters

Phil and Lem the Jesters

Phuil and Lem are demoted to court jesters when Ted defeats them in battle. He's their boss at life now.
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Ted Defeats the Groth

Ted Defeats the Groth

Ted takes down the dreaded Groth in a fight no one thought he would win on last night's Better Off Ted.
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Ted Duels

Ted Duels

Ted joins Phil and Lem's medieval fight club and duels against a fellow peon to rise in the ranks.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie