Phil Still Screams

Phil Still Screams

Looks like poor Phil still has that pesky little screaming problem he got from being cryogenically frozen by Veridian during the pilot.
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The Meeting on Food

The Meeting on Food

Veronica leads a Veridian Dynamics meeting to discuss their next food product, we're talking about a cow-less meat grown in a lab!
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Ted Offers Some Meat

Ted Offers Some Meat

Ted offers up a delicious fork-full of some lab-grown meat in which zero cows were involved. You just know it's gonna be delicious even if it's a little weird.
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Phil is Frozen

Phil is Frozen

Phil is used to an experiment for cryogenic freezing. Wow it looks a lot more painful than we thought it'd be.
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Phil and Lem

Phil and Lem

Phil and Lem work together to work on Ted's idea to use this really uncomfortable fabric to make a chair. Hey, it's better than using it for breakfast meats.
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Ted and His Scientists

Ted and His Scientists

Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
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Charming Ted

Charming Ted

Is there anything the charming Ted Crisp can't do on Better Off Ted? Yeah, make ethically bad choices.
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Ted and Phil

Ted and Phil

Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.
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Malcolm Barrett as Lem Hewitt

Malcolm Barrett as Lem Hewitt

Malcolm Barrett plays Lem Hewitt in ABC's new comedy, Better Off Ted. Lem is a research scientist at Veridian Dynamics and works with Phil.
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Jonathan Slavin as Phil Mymen

Jonathan Slavin as Phil Mymen

Jonathan Slavin plays Phil Mymen on ABC's off-the-wall office comedy, Better Off Ted. Phil is one of Ted's top research scientists.
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Andrea Anders as Linda Zwordling

Andrea Anders as Linda Zwordling

Andrea Anders stars as Linda Zwordling, one of Ted's co-workers at Veridian. Linda works in the testing department and is not sipping the company's koolaid.
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Portia de Rossi as Veronica Palmer

Portia de Rossi as Veronica Palmer

Portia de Rossi stars as Veronica Palmer on ABC's Better Off Ted. Veronica is Ted's direct superior and quite the attractive one at that.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie