Veronica Sprays Phil

Veronica sprays Phil with a blast from her water bottle when he starts to scream during their meeting.
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Phil Still Screams

Looks like poor Phil still has that pesky little screaming problem he got from being cryogenically frozen by Veridian during the pilot.
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The Meeting on Food

Veronica leads a Veridian Dynamics meeting to discuss their next food product, we're talking about a cow-less meat grown in a lab!
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Ted Offers Some Meat

Ted offers up a delicious fork-full of some lab-grown meat in which zero cows were involved. You just know it's gonna be delicious even if it's a little weird.
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Phil is Frozen

Phil is used to an experiment for cryogenic freezing. Wow it looks a lot more painful than we thought it'd be.
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Phil and Lem

Phil and Lem work together to work on Ted's idea to use this really uncomfortable fabric to make a chair. Hey, it's better than using it for breakfast meats.
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Ted and His Scientists

Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
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Charming Ted

Is there anything the charming Ted Crisp can't do on Better Off Ted? Yeah, make ethically bad choices.
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Ted and Phil

Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.
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Malcolm Barrett as Lem Hewitt

Malcolm Barrett plays Lem Hewitt in ABC's new comedy, Better Off Ted. Lem is a research scientist at Veridian Dynamics and works with Phil.
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Jonathan Slavin as Phil Mymen

Jonathan Slavin plays Phil Mymen on ABC's off-the-wall office comedy, Better Off Ted. Phil is one of Ted's top research scientists.
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Andrea Anders as Linda Zwordling

Andrea Anders stars as Linda Zwordling, one of Ted's co-workers at Veridian. Linda works in the testing department and is not sipping the company's koolaid.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie