Cordelia wants to attend the frat party. The problem is she needs to invite Buffy along too. Cordelia is going to need to call in a lot of favors to make it happen.
Buffy: Hmmm...history stumps me. I have a hard enough time remembering what happened last week. Tom: Nothing happened last week. Don't worry, I was there.
Cordelia: Come on, Richard and his fraternity brother wanna meet you. Buffy: Well, I don't really wanna meet any fraternity boys. Cordelia: And if there was a God, don't you think he'd keep it that way?