Grand Opening

Grand Opening

With the grand opening of the Scavo's pizza place, will Lynette and Tom stop fighting?
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Gaby and Boyfriend

Gaby and Boyfriend

Zach bribes Gaby's new boyfriend to dump her in "I Remember That."
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Alma Rapes Orson

Alma Rapes Orson

Orson's ex-wife rapes him and Bree finds out on Desperate Housewives.
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Alma, Desperate Housewives

Alma, Desperate Housewives

Orson's ex-wife, Alma, ends up moving onto Wisteria lane in the Applewhites' old place.
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Bree's Dinner Party

Bree's Dinner Party

Bree hosts a dinner party and introduces everyone to Orson's ex-wife, Alma.
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Creepy Santa Claus

Creepy Santa Claus

Suspected pedophile Ari shows up to a block party dressed as Santa Claus.
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Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle decides to start coaching young girls for a beauty pageant.
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Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley (Ernie Hudson) is eager to search Mike's apartment for clues about the mruder of Monique.
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Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn ends up holding Lynette and other hostage when she robs a supermarket.
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Angry Lynette

Angry Lynette

Lynette gets angry with Tom after he kisses his ex-girlfriend slash baby momma, Nora.
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Bree and Danielle

Bree and Danielle

After Bree makes Danielle leave her teacher, Mr. Falati, she attempts suicide.
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Mike and Edie!?

Mike and Edie!?

Mike wakes up from his coma with no memory and evil Edie convinces him she was his girlfriend. Nice.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

If you'll excuse me, I gotta go buy a wedding dress! Oh by the way, I'll be wearing white so that'll be a surprise for everybody!

Edie