Peter and James Woods

Peter and James Woods

James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The New Matress

The New Matress

Lois makes a reluctant Peter buy a new matress for their bedroom on Family Guy "Guy Robot"
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter the Jew

Peter the Jew

Peter decides to embrace the fact that Lois is Jewish by putting on some chest hair and a nice gaudy star of David.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie's Teddy

Stewie's Teddy

Stewie goes to great lenghts to save his precious teddy bear on Family Guy. "Total Recall" is the 18th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter Turns Feral

Peter Turns Feral

After months lost int he wilderness, Peter turns into a feral beast on Family Guy. "Bigfat" is the 17th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase Move In

Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase Move In

Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase become Peter's new neighbors when they move into Cleveland's old house on the street.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter's Sky Diving

Peter's Sky Diving

Peter becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush he gets from sky diving on Family Guy. "Turban Cowboy" is the 15th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mother Tucker Picture

Mother Tucker Picture

When Peter's mother gets divorced and starts dating Tom Tucker, Peter begins to look to him as a father figure.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Griffins

The Griffins

They're perhaps one of the most offensive families on television... they're the Griffins and they make up the cast of Family Guy.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Crash!

Crash!

This might get Stewie in trouble. The little guy steals Brian's car on the 11/6/11 episode of Family Guy.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter the Star

Peter the Star

Would you watch a kids program that stars Peter? We would, too.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom Tucker Picture

Tom Tucker Picture

A picture of the hilarious news anchor from Family Guy, Tom Tucker. Him and his news partner Diane Simmons have some great bickering.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)