Chris: Mom, Dad, I need to get new sneakers. Lois: What? I just bought you new sneakers! Chris: I know, but I need cooler ones! Peter: Shut up and stop complaining. When I was your age, I didn't even have sneakers! We wore stale hamburger buns. Lois: No you didn't, Peter. Peter: Shh! He doesn't know that, he's just a dumb fat loser! Did you see his shoes?