Tan Stewie

Tan Stewie

After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter and His Irish Father

Peter and His Irish Father

Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Road to Rupert Picture

Road to Rupert Picture

Stewie ends up in a ski-off in order to win his beloved Rupert back.
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Barely Legal Picture

Barely Legal Picture

Brian and Quagmire join the police force and end up saving Brian from an obsessed Meg.
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Double Date

Double Date

Stewie and Olivia go on a double date with Brian and his girlfriend, Jillian.
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Lois Teaches Sex Ed

Lois Teaches Sex Ed

Lois volunteers to teach Chris' sex-ed class when the school is failing in her mind.
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Stewie Meets Jillian

Stewie Meets Jillian

Stewie meets Brian's hot, but dumb girlfriend, Jillian and can't stop ragging on him.
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Brian and Stewie in the Army

Brian and Stewie in the Army

Stewie signs Brian up for the army and the two of them find themselves shipped off to Iraq.
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Peter's Tank

Peter's Tank

Peter ends up using Meg's money to buy himself a super practical tank.
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Mother Tucker Picture

Mother Tucker Picture

When Peter's mother gets divorced and starts dating Tom Tucker, Peter begins to look to him as a father figure.
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Stewie Loves Lois Picture

Stewie Loves Lois Picture

When Lois rescues Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie becomes obsessed with his mother.
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Chris and his Crush

Chris and his Crush

Chris ends up crushing on a girl in school with down syndrome during this Valentine's Day episode.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley