Brian and an Older Lady

Brian and an Older Lady

Brian's relationship with an older woman begins to get serious in the upcoming episode of Family Guy, "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag."
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Diane Simmons Picture

Diane Simmons Picture

A picture of the better half of the Quahog 5 News team from FOX's Family Guy. The other half being Tom Tucker, of course.
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Tom Tucker Picture

Tom Tucker Picture

A picture of the hilarious news anchor from Family Guy, Tom Tucker. Him and his news partner Diane Simmons have some great bickering.
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Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase Move In

Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase Move In

Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase become Peter's new neighbors when they move into Cleveland's old house on the street.
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Peter the Jew

Peter the Jew

Peter decides to embrace the fact that Lois is Jewish by putting on some chest hair and a nice gaudy star of David.
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The Griffin Family

The Griffin Family

The Griffin family from Fox's Family Guy consits of Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie and their talking dog, Brian.
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Adam West on Family Guy

Adam West on Family Guy

Adam West plays a fictionalized version of himself on Family Guy. Adam West is the mayor of the city of Quahog.
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Brian and Stewie Multi-Verse

Brian and Stewie Multi-Verse

Brian and Stewie travel across multiple parallel universes in the season eight premiere of Family Guy. This photo hasa montage of all the universes they explore.
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The Griffins

The Griffins

They're perhaps one of the most offensive families on television... they're the Griffins and they make up the cast of Family Guy.
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Joe Swanson Picture

Joe Swanson Picture

A picture of the handicapable cop, Joe Swanson, from Family Guy. Joe is friends and neighbors with the Griffin family.
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Cleveland Brown Picture

Cleveland Brown Picture

Cleveland Brown is one of Peter's neighbors and closest friends on Fox's hit animated show, Family Guy.
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Glenn Quagmire Picture

Glenn Quagmire Picture

A picture of the always hilarious and perverted Quagmire from Family Guy. The show's resident date rapist is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)