Carter at Strip Club

Carter at Strip Club

Mr. Pewtershmit finds himself at a strip club getting a lap dance when his idiot son-in-law, Peter, throws him a belated bachelor party.
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Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) guest stars on Family Guy. House attempts to save Carter from his heart attack-induced coma.
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Peter the Business Guy

Peter the Business Guy

Peter runs Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter is in a coma. He fires the board and hires his friends Brian, Quagmire, and Mort.
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Carter Pewterschmidt Picture

Carter Pewterschmidt Picture

A picture of Lois' father, Carter Pewterschmidt. Carter is extremely wealthy and still upset that his daughter married Peter.
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Herbert Picture

Herbert Picture

A picture of Herbert, the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy.
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Lois Receives the Collar

Lois Receives the Collar

Lois is horrified when she receives Brian's collar from the fire department when they discover it on a charred corpse at the liquor store.
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Jerome on Family Guy

Jerome on Family Guy

Kevin Michael Richardson guest stars on Family Guy as Jerome, the fourth potential member for Peter's group.
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Glen Quagmire and Baby

Glen Quagmire and Baby

Glen Quagmire is forced to raise a baby girl, which he names Ana Lee, when she's dropped off on his step by an unknown mother.
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Stewie and Miley Cyrus

Stewie and Miley Cyrus

Stewie is Miley Cyrus' biggest fan and breaks back stage and claims to have cancer in order to spend time with the Disney creation.
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Brian and an Older Lady

Brian and an Older Lady

Brian's relationship with an older woman begins to get serious in the upcoming episode of Family Guy, "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag."
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Diane Simmons Picture

Diane Simmons Picture

A picture of the better half of the Quahog 5 News team from FOX's Family Guy. The other half being Tom Tucker, of course.
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Tom Tucker Picture

Tom Tucker Picture

A picture of the hilarious news anchor from Family Guy, Tom Tucker. Him and his news partner Diane Simmons have some great bickering.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley