Surprised Lois - Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17

Surprised Lois - Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17

Lois finds a love letter Peter wrote to his ex dated a week before their marriage. Talk about a bad day!
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Stealing from Old People - Familly Guy Season 14 Episode 16

Stealing from Old People - Familly Guy Season 14 Episode 16

Meg is rifling through a resident's drawers looking for something useful to stockpile.
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Mind Meld - Family Guy Season 14 Episode 15

Mind Meld - Family Guy Season 14 Episode 15

Stewie and Brian defeat demons in a mind blowing machine.
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Brian Buys the Beer - Family Guy

Brian Buys the Beer - Family Guy

Brian is the only one able to buy alcohol when the legal drinking age is raised to 50 years old on Family Guy.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Heading to Africa - Family Guy

Heading to Africa - Family Guy

Peter and his father-in-law head to Africa to find the person who scammed them on Family Guy.
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Stewie Becomes a Star - Family Guy

Stewie Becomes a Star - Family Guy

Stewie becomes "The Peanut Butter Kid" when he is cast as the star of a peanut butter commercial on Family Guy.
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The Guys Make a Music Video - Family Guy

The Guys Make a Music Video - Family Guy

The guys travel to Korea and end up making a music video on Family Guy, "Candy, Quahog Marshmallow"
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Peter's Neighborhood Watch - Family Guy

Peter's Neighborhood Watch - Family Guy

The guys form a neighborhood watch group after Peter's sofa is stolen from his lawn on Family Guy. "A Shot in the Dark" is the ninth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Running of the Bulls - Family Guy

Running of the Bulls - Family Guy

The guys attend the local running of the bulls with tragic results on Family Guy. "Brokeback Swanson" is the eighth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
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The Wrestling Match - Family Guy

The Wrestling Match - Family Guy

Peter takes on his bullying sister in a wrestling match when she visits for the Thanksgiving holiday on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)