Pirate Peter

Pirate Peter

Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Brian's Illegitimate Child

Brian's Illegitimate Child

Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
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Brian and Lois Ride Bikes

Brian and Lois Ride Bikes

Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
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Peter and James Woods

Peter and James Woods

James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
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McStroke Picture

McStroke Picture

Peter, with the help of Brian and a talking cow, attempts to show the evils of a fast food corporation.
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Meg in Love

Meg in Love

After Meg awakes from her coma, she falls for the medical student that was treating her.
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Peter Loves America

Peter Loves America

Peter attempts to prove how much he loves American by stopping immigration.
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Lois Kills Stewie Picture

Lois Kills Stewie Picture

In an epic gun battle, Lois tries to kill Stewie to stop his world domination plot.
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Stewie Kills Lois Picture

Stewie Kills Lois Picture

Stewie sneaks on the cruise ship where Lois and Peter are vacationing to kill his mother.
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Joe Can Walk!

Joe Can Walk!

After getting a leg transplant surgery, Joe is able to walk again on Family Guy!
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Brian Moves Out

Brian Moves Out

Brian moves out and in with his girlfriend Jillian, bringing Stewie along for the ride.
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Family Guy Star Wars

Family Guy Star Wars

A picture of Chris leading the Griffin Family in their Star Wars retelling as Luke Skywalker.
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Family Guy Season 6 Quotes

Stewie: Brian, this is painful. It's like listening to those two foreign guys down at the coffee shop who've been living in the US almost long enough to sound American.
(scene cuts to coffee shop)
Guy #1: Oh man, what a good bunch of partying at that disco-tech. They played one of my audience requests.
Guy #2: Way awesome! I myself drank like five liters of beer. Any more and I would have ended up in hospital man.
Guy #1: Oh you said it friend, but I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.
Guy #2: Oh yeah, but it was so expensive. Each drink was like six dollars forty!

Peter: You've got this all wrong. Like God did when he made Rosie O'Donell.
(cut to scene of a drunk God creating a person)
Angel: You can't put a vagina on this man.
God: And why not? I'm God.
Angel: Well what do you wanna do about the breasts?
God: Take a couple out of the bin we can't find matches for.