Hey, Landlord!

Hey, Landlord!

Hi, landlord! The loft mates don't get along so well with the man in charge.

New Girl Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it's just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.


What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?