Michelle: I love a conflicting pattern. Tonight... it’s a full-out war.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: There is the leg things with the crystal fringe and then we open the acid-wash shirt and there’s my giraffe, yes.
Monique: You said giraffe but I got brown cow.
Michelle: Girl, that’s a giraffe.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: Cow’s aint spotted like that. That’s a giraffe.
Monique: I saw it and I was like, “Ah, brown cow! Stunning!”
[Everyone laughs]
Aquaria: Can we talk about how your best drag is someone else’s wig though? That’s confusing.
Everyone: Ooooo!
Aquaria: I brought my best drag. I didn’t borrow my best drag. Baby, obviously we weren’t being judged on OUR best drag.
Monique: Oh my God, children, is the library open?!
Aquaria: I’m saying the hair was borrowed.
Vixen: I had another wig that matched yours as well.
Aquaria: Okay, I’m just saying that...
Vixen: So, what are you saying?!
Monique: Girl, what’s the tea? Don’t be shady just because.
Vixen: So, I won and you’re in the bottom. You wanted to be shady and it didn’t work.
[Cut to confessional]
Monique: America, let the facts be the facts. Vixen handed Aquaria her ass in a gift bag, gift wrapped, there you go, Merry Christmas.
