The Ticket Picture

Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
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The Wallet Picture

Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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The Watch Picture

Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
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The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
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The Cheever Letters Picture

All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
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The Opera Picture

Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
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The Virgin Picture

Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
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The Contest Picture

The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
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The Airport Picture

A picture from the Seinfeld episode, "The Airport," of Jerry and Elaine.
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The Pick picture

Jerry's model girlfriend thinks she saw him pick his nose in "The Pick." You be the judge.
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The Movie Picture

The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
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The Visa Picture

Jerry tries to stop Babu from being deported during the Seinfeld episode, "The Visa."
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Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry