The Last of the Meheecans Picture

Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
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Ass Burgers Picture

When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
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Randy on Stage

Randy rocks out on stage after listening to some of Stan's music in this scene from "You're Getting Old."
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Happy Birthday Stan!

It's Stan's 10th birthday on the upcoming episode of South Park, "You're Getting Old." Turn 10 changes Stan forever...
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Crazy Butters Picture

Butters is diagnoses with multiple personality disorder on the next South Park. In this scene, he's apparently cracking a safe.
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Crack Baby Athletic Association Picture

Cartman and Butters go to visit a crackhead. What? You can't have crack babies for a Crack Baby Athletic Association without them.
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T.M.I. Picture

A picture of Cartman from the upcoming South Park episode, "T.M.I.," in which Eric gets in trouble.
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Sir Ike

Ike gets knighted (by Canada) in the latest episode of South Park, "Royal Pudding."
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Funnybot Picture

A picture of Jimmy hosting the 1st Annual Comedy Awards show in South Park during "Funnybot."
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HUMANCENTiPAD Picture

A disgusting picture of poor Kyle being stuck in the middle of a HUMANCENTiPAD. Not the best place to be.
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Sharon Working Out

When Stan's father becomes obsessed with the Food Network, Sharon picks up her own interests and tries working out.
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Mint Berry Crunch Picture

A picture of Mint Berry Crunch, one of the members of Coon & Friends on South Park. We're pretty sure he's Bradley.
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.