Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Picture

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Picture

A picture of Cartman, his mother, and all his potential fathers from the 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.
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Mecha-Streisand Picture

Mecha-Streisand Picture

A picture of Mecha-Streisand terrorizing the poor town of South Park. Only Robert Smith can help!
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Tom's Rhinoplasty Picture

Tom's Rhinoplasty Picture

Mr. Garrison decides to get a little plastic surgery and soon discovers he no longer wants to teach with his new good looks.
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Picture

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Picture

A picture of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, who comes to visit Kyle on Christmas. Nobody believes the crazy bastard.
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Starvin' Marvin Picture

Starvin' Marvin Picture

When the boys adopt a starving Ethiopian to get a free sports watch, they end up with Starvin Marvin instead.
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Jesus vs Satan

Jesus vs Satan

New South Park student Damien arranges a boxing match between Jesus and Satan, which the whole town bets on.
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Zombie South Park

Zombie South Park

When the folks of South Park become zombies, everyone thinks they just have pinkeye.
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Death and Grandpa Marsh

Death and Grandpa Marsh

Death comes to visit Grandpa Marsh as he goes through elaborate ways to kill himself.
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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Picture

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Picture

A picture of the boys taking Kyle's pet elephant to school with them on South Park.
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Pic

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Pic

A picture of Stan and his gay dog Sparky going on Big Gay Al's boat ride.
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Volcano Picture

Volcano Picture

Uncle Jimbo and Ned take the boys hunting on a mountain that turns out to be an active volcano.
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Weight Gain 4000 Picture

Weight Gain 4000 Picture

Cartman tries to use Weight Gain 4000 to get in shape for receiving an award from Kathie Lee Gifford.
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South Park Season 1 Quotes

Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot-pie.
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No KITTY, THIS IS MY POT-PIE! MOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
Liane Cartman: Well then, I know a certain kitty-kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?

Wendy: Ms.Ellen, can I talk to you?
Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy.
Wendy: I can't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.
Ms. Ellen: Well I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life...
Wendy: Can I tell you something Ms. Ellen?
Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy.
Wendy: Don't f*** with me!
Ms. Ellen: (surprised) What?
Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch, or I'll whoop your sorry little ass back to last year! (gets off the seat & walks away) Bye, Ms. Ellen.