The beautiful Lauren Conrad at the White House Press Correspondents gala in Washington, D.C., in April 2008. How did she get an invite? Who knows! But we are very glad she did.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at the White House Press Correspondents gala in Washington, D.C., in April 2008. How did they get an invite? Who knows!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt do the Kentucky Derby. Yup, this is not just another night at S Bar for these dweebs.

Try to contain yourselves, but this Audrina Patridge photo gives you a glimpse of her bra. OMG!

Pretty ones, too. Lauren Conrad debuted her long hair extensions, which replaced the short haircut shown, which replaced her naturally long locks. Crazy, we know!

Audrina Patridge, that is. She's hot... but apparently not as hot as Heidi Montag in the eyes of stupid FHM Magazine.

Really, how can one not... Lauren Conrad is the most beautiful thing on this Earth. Or maybe not, but come on. Pretty? She's definitely got that going for her.

Justin-Bobby Brescia, Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge talk at the club on The Hills. Lauren Conrad? Less than thrilled.

Seriously, Heidi Montag is looking pretty plastic these days, don't you think? Goodness.

Brody Jenner is single again... which would come as more of a shock if he ever kept a girl around for more than like a week. Right?

Oh, and what a great Heidi and Spencer pic it is, too. Great stuff, guys. Way to not stage photos of yourselves.

Justin-Bobby, aka Justin Brescia, is a notorious loser (and apparently, a model) from The Hills. Here are some of his modeling shots.