Well, consider me wrong. Damon killed her even harder? Dang, dude. Harsh. Making her husband watch?? Now he's going to just put him down in a cage alive or something? Totally hating on Damon right now, you guys. Thoughts???
Nobody's ever gonna take her place, but she's got the cutest little Elena face, doesn't she? Something tells me Damon is going to crack under the pressure of that sweet face. It still wouldn't win him any points.
These sales tactics are going too far. Not everybody carries a cooler big enough for a slab of beef this size in their car. OK, OK. I'll stop kidding. Enzo is NOT a good influence on Damon. Or is it the other way around?
You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.
Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big. Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.