Charlie and Courtney

Charlie gets closer with his future step sister, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy).
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Charlie Waffles Picture

A picture of Charlie as Charlie Waffles, the name of the character he uses when he does children's songs.
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Jake and Evelyn

When Charlie and Alan have a fight, Alan and Jake move in to Evelyn's.
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Charlie Embarasses Linda

Charlie manages to embarrass Linda when she takes him as her date to an important event for her.
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Alan the Test Subject

Trying to make a little extra money, Alan has a horrible reaction to a drug he took for a clinical trial.
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Charlie Sees Rose

When Charlie tries to get intimate with his new girl Linda, he keeps seeing Rose's face pop up everywhere.
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Charlie and Alan Double Date

After Alan convinces Charlie to date more respectable women, the brothers go on a double date.
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Charlie and Alan Have a Problem

Charlie and Alan both discover they have a problem the next morning after sharing evenings with women.
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First Day of School

Jake heads to school for his first day of junior high during the season five premiere of Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie Talks to Jake

Charlie talks to Jake as he's playing guitar about Celeste, Jake's girlfriend that Charlie ruined his relationship with.
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Berta and Marty

Berta sits down to talk with television producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner).
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Charlie and Berta Relax

Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog