Checking in Judith

Checking in Judith

Who else would a pregnant Judith arrive the hospital besides her husband, Herb, her ex-husband, Alan, and her ex-brother-in-law, Charlie. Makes sense to us!
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Herb Wheels Juidth

Herb Wheels Juidth

Herb (Ryan Stiles) tries to be a good husband and wheel his pregnant wife while on a broken foot. This, of course, results in hilarious disaster.
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Alan and Melissa Kissing

Alan and Melissa Kissing

Alan finds his way back to his former receptionist / lover when he runs into her at the hospital while bringing a pregnant Judith there.
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Charlie Coaches Judith

Charlie Coaches Judith

Due to a bizarre twist of fate, Charlie ends up being Judith's breathing coach while she delivers a baby that might be Alan's.
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Alan and His Doll

Alan and His Doll

Alan goes to sleep wearing matching pajamas with his ventriloquist doll. Yeah, Alan's not lonely or anything.
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Charlie and Alan Fight

Charlie and Alan Fight

As Charlie attempts to destroy Alan's creepy ventriloquist doll, Charlie and Alan end up wrestling.
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Charlie and Chelsea in Bed

Charlie and Chelsea in Bed

Charlie attempts to get some from Chelsea when she begins to receive text messages from her new best friend Alan.
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Alan and Chelsea Workout

Alan and Chelsea Workout

Alan teaches Chelsea how he keeps such firm buttocks as he teaches her an exercise she can do anywhere. We feel uncomfortable.
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Charlie and Berta Chat

Charlie and Berta Chat

When Chelsea and Alan, the best of friends, are busy cooking dinner, Charlie and Berta analyze the situation over some beers outside.
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Charlie and Mia's Wedding

Charlie and Mia's Wedding

Charlie came so close to marrying the beautiful ballet teacher Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) but the wedding fell through when she wanted Charlie to kick Alan out.
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Berta Works for Chelsea

Berta Works for Chelsea

When Chelsea moves in, Berta informs Charlie that she now works for Chelsea and he can direct his requests through her.
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Chelsea's Ready to Move

Chelsea's Ready to Move

Charlie walks into Chelsea's old apartment only to find out she was packed and ready to move before he even invited her to move in.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.