Simone: Good Lord, Brendon. In this particular case, don't act like Laura. Be more like me.
Brendon: Ok, but what would you do?
Simone: I'm glad you asked. Carter, are you hooking up with Antoinette or what? I'm just asking.
Carter: I'm sorry, what? Why in the world would you think that and then shout it across the bullpen?
Laura: Ok, what's going on? Is there an emergency?
Brendon: Yes. Well, no. It's kind of you know, my ex-girlfriend, Heather Jacobs.
Laura: The model?
Brendon: Yeah. So apparently, she wrote a memoir. She dropped a couple of chapters online.
Laura: I take it you don't come off well?
Brendon: No. she wrote that I'm a narcissistic serial dater who's definitely afraid of being alone and needs constant validation in order to breathe.