Marge: (to Homer) We have to take in Mr. Brockman. He wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't dumped coffee on his lap. Homer: Oh, sure! Put down a simple guy like me who works hard and plays by the rules! Bart: Dad, you barely go to work at all. Lisa: And you're constantly flouting the law. Homer: I'm willing to change my mind and that makes me great.
Rod: (to Ned) Daddy, what are you doing? Ned: Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing! Rod: (after exchanging a worried look with Tod) Daddy, we think you need a new mommy. Ned: First things first!