(Carrie and Miranda at the drug store) Carrie: I'm on total ovary overload. Which kind do I get? Miranda: Here. This one's on sale. Half off. Carrie: Sweetie, I just spent 395 dollars on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.
Carrie: What if I am? Miranda: If you am, you am. Carrie: I don't think I'd be very good at this. I mean, am I maternal? Miranda: Um...ye... Carrie: You know when I was a little girl, I left my favorite baby doll out in the rain for four days. Her face peeled off. That can't be good. Miranda: Yeah, but I mean if you... Carrie: I shaved my Barbie's head when I was mad at her. Miranda: When I was little, I took a rubber band and put it around my dog Pepper's snout.